As I kicked off my morning walk Google Play suggested Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’ as an All-Time Pumped-Up-Hit for me. Sigh. But it made me think: actually, baby, I wasn’t born this way. I’ve been re-arranged somewhat. A bit like a Picasso painting. Nah, behave, I’m more like Mrs Potato Head, but rather than being arse-about-tit, I’m tum-about-tit. Maybe I’m both. That’s it: I’m Missus Picasso Potato Head, baby.